Shit is Fucked Up l The Offspring
| — | Homesick. |
I hate when people bitch about bands not releasing albums fast enough.
It’s one thing if they’re done, (sum… sum… sum…SUM…)
and their labels are just being retarded… but,
when they’ve just started recording…
step off their shit.
You rush something like this,
and then bitch when it’s terrible.
Greatness takes time.
Fool.
My ex-roommate gave me this screen when mine was broken,
(that we weren’t sure if it worked or not, and didnt)
Which is actually why mine works, because I used it’s cord for mine.
He said I can throw it away.
Which only means one thing.
I’m going to destroy a screen in my street tomorrow.
(starts at 00:19, I messed up ripping it…)
Sayonara l The Operation M.D.
When it comes to celebrities, (I generally don’t give a crap) I never believe anything completely unless it’s said in an interview. Some of this I know is 100% fact, other things like this say otherwise, and some are totally up in the air. But, I still think they’re interest. (I didn’t write this, nothing has been changed.)
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born: the 21st of March 1980
place of birth: Ajax, Ontario Canada
shoe sizes: 8 (40)
height: 5’5 (1.68m)
favourite movies: Taxi driver, Dog day afternoon,
Magnolia, Raging bull, Goodfellas
favourite shoes: By Sha-Sha and they are black
and white with flames on them
favourite snack food: cookie dough
favourite colour: blue
favourite animal: hates them all
favourite albums: Titanica
musical influences: Elvis Costello
place in band: guitar, vocals
first concert: the Monkees
favourite concert: *not known*
Facts:
- Deryck used to really like LLCoolJ, which influenced
him to start a rap group with 3 other kids when he
was 11 called the Powerful Young Hustlers.
- Deryck’s 5 favourite albums:
1. Elvis Costello - My Aim is True
2. Foo Fighters - The Colour and the shape
3. Nirvana - Never mind
4. Weezer - Weezer
5. Guns n’ Roses - Appetite for Destruction.
- The song Crazy Amanda is about one of Deryck’s
ex-girlfriends.
- Deryck’s favourite breakfast food is French toast.
- Deryck shops at Goodwill and Thrift Stores.
- Deryck used to love basketball, but stopped playing
when Michael Jordan quit.
- Deryck, Cone, Steve, and Dave were all in rival
bands in high school.
- Deryck set a Datsun on fire as a child.
- Deryck’s favourite band to watch live is Green Day.
- Deryck only takes one pair of pants and
4 or 5 shirts on tour with him, because the first time
they toured, he took about everything he owned,
clothes, cds, tv on the 3rd day, all of it was stolen.
- Deryck and Steve started the band in 1996.
- Deryck’s mother name is Michelle.
- When Deryck was six years old, he loved the
sound of breaking glass. He is known to shoot
down all the windows in a hotel, with a gun.
- Deryck stoled Baksh and McCaslin from other
bands, forming an Ajax supergroup.
- Deryck cheated his way through high school fooling
his teachers that he was slow and didn’t get what was
going on in class. So he was put into special classes and
had open book tests.
- When Deryck got into fights with his mother or
whoever he would always write songs to calm down.
- Deryck was arrested… theft, breaking and entering,
arson, vandalism, assault with a bat, and mischief.
- Deryck’s mother works as a nurse.
- Deryck wears the same blue tie around his pants at
every concert.
- Deryck lost his virginity when he was 13.
- Deryck’s worst band is Cleavage.
- Deryck Graduated High School.
- Deryck and Avril Lavigne got married on the 15th of july in 2006.

